salted 

When a girl is shapeless, ugly, and gross.

"Reeeee, that girl got curves like a winding road. But fo' serious, her friend ain't nothing special, she's salted."

salted by D.L VanVeelen December 31, 2006

salted 

When you are extremely high

I'm so salted" "I was salted"

salted by roxxyy March 9, 2009

salted 

another word for lit; to get wasted. have a good ass time

"Hey Fern, wanna get salted tonight?!"
"Hell ya! I'll bring the tequila!"

salted by snotalie August 17, 2016

salted 

to be cracked out on Adderall for days.

Tyler: I have a test at 8am tomorrow
Kaleigh: Just pop an adderall and pull an all-nigher!
Tyler: Ive literally been salted for days

Tyler: Salted means Adderall...

salted by madawgyyyyyy August 16, 2016

Salted 

Salted is another meaning for fucked

I salted her ass

Salted by Douknowdaway January 17, 2018

Salted! 

a derogatory remark, usually stated after a person does or says something incredibly stupid.

person 1: "Did you see that idiot trip?"
person 2: "Oohh! Salted!"

Salted! by thechroshley October 8, 2004

Salted Fish Community Services 

The best organisation to ever exist!
Titled SFCS for short.
People who don't believe in its supremacy should cease to exist.

Person 1: Do you believe in Salted Fish Community Services supremacy?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: No

Person 2 was awarded with $649873463728856472489657623746984375689 and Person 3 was never to be seen again...

Salted Fish Community Services by a potato on the internet ._. November 16, 2021