salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

by teh pope January 22, 2005

slaviation

Flying an aircraft for a company that keeps cutting benefits, safety programs, and salaries in order to give the top executives more money.

Captain Crunch was tired, but he climbed back in the cockpit for another flight. This was no longer fun or profitable. In fact, sometimes he suspected the maintenance wasn't really getting done. He decided to keep his head down and his mouth shut to avoid a beat down by management. The "slaviation" industry had broken his will to resist. The plane took off and exploded in mid-air thirty minutes later.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

sanitation engineer

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

Salvation Army

A church founded in the 1800's by William and Catherine Booth; started as "The Christian Mission." It was started because Booth was tired of his church turning away the homeless and the drunks off the streets. It has now spread around the world, and it has branched out into disaster relief, shelters, rehabilitation centers, thrift stores, and many other charitable works.

Kid 1: Hey, I'm going to church after school. Want to come?
Kid 2: Oh that boring one on 9th street?
Kid 1: No, the cool one. The Salvation Army.

by GabbaGabbaFrau February 1, 2009

Salvation Army

The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. Efforts include fighting hunger, working to end human trafficking/sex slavery, providing disaster relief, drilling wells to provide impoverished peoples with clean drinking water, locating missing persons, operating adult rehabilitation centers, operating homeless shelters, operating summer camps for underprivileged youths, providing prisoner rehabilitation and veterans affair services, providing assistance with rent/bills, providing basic needs like clothing and food, et. al.

Typically associated with the "Red Kettle Campaign" fundraiser performed every Christmas, where volunteers greet shoppers outside retail outlets by ringing bells, singing carols, or performing in a brass band.

I can't believe that tornado was only an hour ago and the Salvation Army already has hot food available.

The Salvation Army rescued my daughter from a Malaysian brothel.

I wish that Salvation Army bellringer would learn to play a trumpet!

by UU35 June 19, 2011

sanitational engineer

A janitor, or another job relating to cleaning, such as a garbage man.

I work at the school as a sanitational engineer.

by Jasper Cameron September 16, 2005

salvation army

A christian organization founded by General William Booth is the mid 1800's. They are actually aa denomination, known as "salvationists". They are spread accross the world, offering various public services including disaster relief, shelters for children, women, and the homeless. They also offer drug and alcohol rehab among various other services. They spread their religion in this process. I guess i just wanted to point out that it isn't just a thriftstore. You ignorant fucks.

ppl on urban dictionary are teh gay because they think that the salvation army is just a store.

by pleaseenjoy July 23, 2008