sapiosexual

It means to be sexually attracted to intelligence above other qualities. In reality it's just a pretentious attempt at making yourself sound intellectual.

Normal Person: Hey that girl is cute! I'm gonna go talk to her.
Douchebag: Oh, her? I struggle to find her attractive because she is substantially less educated than I am. I'm not saying I'm too good for her, its just a fact: I'm sapiosexual.

by yoloswagturnupyoo November 16, 2015

Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.

I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!

by SK254 July 28, 2014

Saadosexual

1) A person afflicted with the inhumane, all-consuming urge to violently take the anal virginity of one's father

2) A hypothesised, but currently not documented, individual whom finds themselves sexually attracted to Saad

Note: There has been no scientific, historical or even anecdotal evidence that a true Saadosexual exists. Being attracted to Saad would be a natural phenomenon, an unresearched anomaly, so please contact my team if you discover such a specimen.

CJ: Brah, we need to find Saad a fuckin Saadosexual woman

Saad: What is a woman?

CJ: I don't know either

Saad: CJ stfu or I'll r*** your father

CJ: ...

Everyone else in the vicinity: ...

by BoganBumfucker April 30, 2022

sapiosexual

Pretentious and attracted to likeminded folks

Well actually, I'm a sapiosexual

by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

sapiosexual

Yet another way pseudo-intellectuals try to distinguish themselves from society.

Guy 1: It was once said that a game of chess can be more satisfying than sex, 'tis the life of a sapiosexual I suppose.

Guy 2: dude, stop sitting with us.

by Wah-luigi July 24, 2016

sapphosexual

faux lesbian; a straight woman who indulges in the lesbian lifestyle just because it's trendy

Jane must be sapphosexual, she's been hanging out in lesbian bars, but she's not even really into girls.

by anonymous April 20, 2005

sapiosexual

(adj) A form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.

(n) A sapiosexual person.

"I am sapiosexual. I think geeks and nerds are sexy--I often want to rub my clit against their minds." -Kayar Silkenvoice

by Silkenvoice April 12, 2008