shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010

sassmonster

The right hand man of Fat Female Elvis; also, a pseudo-intellectual female with bisexual tendencies

"Look at that sassmonster! I bet she's menstruating."

by J. Stor December 9, 2006

seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

sandmonster

When a person hides between the bed sheets and covers of another's bed and waits for them to lay down on top of them. Once they lay down, the person from below immediately grabs them like a monster that hunts in the sand

"Dude, Robert totally sandmonstered Chester!"

by Raidon January 14, 2008

saucemonster

1. a word used to describe someone who is empty headed and dimwitted

2. a word used for a drink of extreme alcoholic proportions

3. a word used to describe someone who is very drunk

dude ur a fucking saucemonster. get outta here.

get me one of those saucemonsters man!!!!

hey bro look at the saucemonster over there, he's trashed.

by Cap'n Sauce December 4, 2010

sandmonster

an annoying person, a person who get's on people's nerves without a reason, or a person who hurts your feelings.

You're such a sandmonster.

by THEJJN February 14, 2024