Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

smocking gun

Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.

Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.

by wendue December 10, 2018

smocking hot

This phrase is for describing a girl that has perfect tits, and awesome booty; in other words, she is perfect any sense word.

...Hey Ted, yesterday I banged such a smocking hot girl!..

by Peluquero June 14, 2017

smoking cat

A teenager who gets his friends to smoke, and then snitches on them to get them in trouble

Guy1: "Marty seems like an alright guy, earlier he offered me a smoke"
Guy2: "Don't trust Marty dude, he's a smoking cat!"

by wet_cardboard69 October 28, 2019

Smoking nic and sucking dick

The act of inhaling vape or juul mist, then sucking one's penis right after and slowly exhaling the vape mist onto said penis.

what are you doing this weekend?
smoking nic and sucking dick baby UHUHH-

by Boldandbrashtrash October 18, 2019

Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous

Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?

by ___Beauty August 17, 2016

smoking that * pack

It's a way to insult/disrespect someone* dead

*name

Smoking that * pack

by INDX November 6, 2020