Mug Runcher

See rug muncher .
One who switches positions when munching the rug.

John: Jenna, you're a Mug Runcher !
Jenna: Yes I am, Becki loves it and so do I.

by AndyPansy May 1, 2020

raunched

Something that is considered disgusting... Something that is very grose

What is that raunched smell?

by Voss September 29, 2005

ranched

The act of destroying a magic card by inadvertently spilling ranch dressing on the card while gorging oneself on chips, carrot sticks or other ranchably dippable foods.

My level 69 muff buster got ranched during lunch.

by muff buster September 8, 2011

Ranched

You are dressed nicely, you are ranched because you are dressing.

Treyshaw: Aye nigga i done got out da mall i be lookin ranched asf wit my true religons n my timbs lil nigga

by tittie mc buttsecks September 24, 2016

Ranched

To douse your partners naked body in ranch dressing for sexual pleasure.

To spill ranch dressing on a box of to go fries.

Ejaculation....

This definition comes from a crew of sweaty restaurant employees who were half asleep one night. This word also can be used in present tense as well. For example "please ranch me dude!"

Baby I wanna get ranched tonight !

by Big Dog the Definer November 29, 2018

ranched out

the state of feeling after consuming too much ranch.

sam is feeling ranched out after chili’s.

by bugerboi101 January 6, 2022

Ram Ranched

When you get fucked wild and she turns around and starts to make cowboy noises like woeufhwaeofiewhfoihweovhaew;ofihawe;fiwheoifhwoeifhwoiefhwoihfoewifhweoifhweoiefh

Also a song my Ronald A Macdonald

Billy: Oh boy yee haw this girl was in the barnyard and I came so fast that the horses started neighing.
Jean: Did she give you the old Ram Ranched style?
Billy: Oh yee sir

by patrickscrabbypatties March 4, 2019