real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck

when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking

by phantom negromante May 23, 2019

Rubbernecker

Slang: Someone who enjoys the act of slowing their vehicle to like 15 miles an hour on a motorway just so they can gawk at the wreckage of a van on its roof or a car on fire.

These people are a severe pain in the arse to emergency services, and they often cause tailbacks up to several miles.

I got held up on the M25 last night going home cause of some rubbernecker staring at a crash.

by Eddie Faulkner May 24, 2008

RUBEN

big ass dick

RUBEN's got a bigassdick

by Rosa Mesta January 13, 2020

rubenesque

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

by daniel milw May 24, 2006

rubbernutting

When a girl rubbernuts (rubs nuts) a guys balls.

Sally went rubbernutting at Jims house.

by MotherNutter August 1, 2017

Ruben

A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.

"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)

by BFTTA September 23, 2018

rubberneck

To drive slowly by a car accident (or site having emergency vehicles) and turn the head to see anything gory.

This act exacerbates traffic delays.

Crews pulled the wreckage off the highway, but drivers continued to rubberneck and cause delays.

by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2004