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Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."
"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."
by WMT August 1, 2003
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Rubber Ducky

The act of shit rubbing up against a girls face in a hot tub and her mistaking it for a rubber ducky floating around.
While having sex with a girl in a hot tub, doggy-style, you slowly let out an incredibly long shit. The current from the hot tub carries the "Rubber Ducky" over to her and starts poking her in the face.
by Drusalt March 31, 2009
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rubber ducky on the back

when a man ejaculates on a woman's back.
Carl: Did you give jackie a ruber ducky on the back last night?
Dan: Oh yes I gave her the bigest rubber ducky on the back last night!
by Thebomb3795 February 7, 2018
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Rubber Ducker

Primarily a maneuver to get away from a one night stand. A used condom is stretched over the doorknob on the inside of a door prior to closing it behind oneself. This makes it difficult to open from the inside, providing an opportunity to duck out. The choice of which side of the rubber faces out is player's choice.
I had to leave a rubber ducker to get away from that crazy chick last night!
by Thomas Wordsmith II August 9, 2018
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rubber ducky

a floating used condom in a bath (either post coital or post jack-off)
i'm not bathing with you untill the rubber ducky is removed from the tub!!!
by DS January 28, 2004
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Rubber Ducky

When a male takes a hold of his testicles and penis and pulls them out together, making the figure of a rubber ducky.
Yo, is that a rubber ducky on your crotch, man?
by okonkwo91 January 24, 2010
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Rubber ducky

sex acts in a small floating contraption

can be a boat or pool raft

sex on the water
got head on the river the other day...

So you got a rubber ducky

is that what it's called?
by SoapySardines aka Dorian October 6, 2018
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