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J.K Rowling

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.
Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”
by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019
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Brandon Rowland

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rowled up

When someone gets boned up from younger girls
"lil shawty got me rowled up"
by duraman May 14, 2023
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J. K. Rowling

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
by foundinthedark March 28, 2019
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rowler

The word rowler charecterizes an individual with a frisky attitude. Often times when in a public enviroment ex. (mall) you can distinguish between the rowlers and common folk. A rowler has peticular prescense and they ensure to make others aware upon their enterance.
look at that rowler giving the waitress a tough time.

my oh my your'e a rowler aren't ya.
by urban_legend333 April 28, 2012
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Rowleyism

A phrase created by writer Douglas Murray on Metropolitan Police’s former assistant commissioner Mark Rowley, indicating a false equivalency that serves a dishonest political purpose. To quote Mr Murray:

"Mark Rowley embedded the idea that the UK faces an equally balanced challenge: Islamist extremism on the one side, far-right extremism on the other. In order to sustain this equation it appears that for the time-being one must draw a moral equivalence between Muslims who blow things up and non-Muslims who do not, but have mean views. And an equivalence between Muslims who call for murder and non-Muslims who do not. "

Rowleyism is giving equal or similar weight to both or using one to decontextualise the other
To say that you are more concerned about right-wing nuts than Islamists is a dangerous example of Rowleyism.
by Rowleyism May 21, 2018
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Rowlet

I dumped my girlfriend for a rowlet plushie.
by trashmanstan May 15, 2016
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