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Rosterbate

A term used in fantasy sports where one experiences excitement or joy when their players are stuffing the stat sheet.
Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016
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Roster Season

Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.
Girl, it's roster season. Don't date that scrub, just add him to your roster.
by perished_pp May 12, 2022
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rosterfag

An individual who cares too much about a roster of a video game (typically fighting games like Super Smash Bros.)

Their attention towards the roster will go so far that they might not even care about the game itself, get into arguments on why a character should be included or excluded, and sometimes demand for a specific character or characters to be included.
"Crash Bandicoot should've been DLC and NOT Byleth!"

"Stop being a rosterfag, retard."
by Treydemark January 7, 2023
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ROSTER

A person who has sex or talks to multiple people or send nudes to multiple people and gives the same energy as they give one person in there phone

They fuck multiple people in a year or they send nudes or they self to hella people
Damn he or she fine i gotta add them to my roster ASAP
by Hoeee goddd October 29, 2020
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Rosterbating

Being so content with your fantasy football roster that you feel the urge to masturbate to it.
Jake: Hey Jeff, what were you doing in the bathroom alone with your fantasy football roster?

Jeff: Um, nothing...

Jake: ...Were you rosterbating?

Jeff: Maybe. How can you blame me? My quaterbacks are Aaron Rodgers, Phillip Riv---

Jake: Shut up you weird fuck.
by jakedasnake HHHHHHHHHHHHh September 16, 2010
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rosterbate

When internet tards with no history of managing professional sports teams endlessly discuss what roster moves their favorite teams will make during the offseason.
I don't mean to rosterbate, but if we sign cliff lee, derek jeter, and chuck norris, i think we'll have a chance next year.
by timmah55 November 7, 2010
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rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.
Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.
by acelticsfan November 17, 2010
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