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Roscommon

Roscommon happens to be the best county in ireland we also are winners of a minor all-ireland in 2006 it may b a minor title bt how many of ye out der hav bet kerry in the last few years in an all-ireland final

we are miles better than the poor feckers in Leitrim and jesus even dubs r better than the stupid people of Mayo
and a common mistake with people saying of roscommon is that we r sheep shaggers BUT i repeat we are not sheep shaggers but the countys nickname is the SHEEP STEALERS
did ye c dat Roscommon lad hammer d shite outa that stupid Mayo gobshite
by Roscommon'sGreatest November 23, 2009
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Roscoe P. Coltrane

1) The idiotic Sherriff on the greatest show of all time, Dukes Of Hazzard. He served under the corrupt banker Boss Hogg, and spent nearly all of his days on television chasing around the Duke Boys in their beast of a 1969 Dodge Charger, named the General Lee.

2) <Slang> used to describe anyone in a high-ranking position who is a complete numbskull.

3) An insult for anyone who does something extremely stupid, moronic, or idiotic.

4) A sherriff who rolls around, F*cking up the lives of the good citizens of Hazzard County, Georgia, in his many squad cars. (he wrecks at least one an episode.) He also has a trusty police Bassette Hound name Flash, who sits in the passenger seat and does nothing.
1) Roscoe, Go after them Duke Boys!

2) Wow, the president of our company sure is Roscoe P. Coltrane-ish.

3) You Roscoe P. Coltrane! Why the hell would you lock the keys in the car!?

4) "Roscoe, you ain't never gonna catch us!"
by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005
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Roscoe Umali

Roscoe Umali is a under-appreciated Filipino rapper from L.A. He's been in the hip-hop game for some years and is only starting to get recognized. He's a talented emcee that puts out pride for all Filipinos world wide.
"I was ballin even way before I ever sold a record.
I'm a boss; I just happen to rap good,
Pour yourself a drink, jig, twist up a back wood.
Relax yourself, let your conscience be free,
And I'll rock it to the sounds of Umali and E-40."
-Live It Up by Roscoe Umali
by Nymphetamine2791 January 24, 2010
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roscommon wrap

A safe sex practice. Involves three steps. 1. Put a condom on your penis. 2. Unravel another condom and fill it with a few drops of Franks Red Hot Sauce. 3. Put the hot sauce condom over the condom that is already on your penis. This should only be used on dirty girls. If the hot sauce condom breaks, the girl will begin to scream, and you will know that you have to double up the condoms again.
Guy #1: Hey dude, I had sex with Jenny last night

Guy #2: Oh no bro, I'm pretty sure she has AIDS

Guy #1: I'm not worried about it, I roscommon wrapped my dick, I had to double it up three different times

Guy #2: Good call, her vagina is probably still on fire
by Joe Breezy January 12, 2011
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Rosco

When a man slaps a woman in the face with his wang and leaves a phallic shaped bruise on their face.
After I jizzed in her hair I give her such a rosco that she cried.
by Jayzig August 23, 2007
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Roshondra

\r(o)-shond-ra, rosh(un)-dra\ as a girl's name is a variant of Roshon (Hindi, Sanskrit), and the meaning of Roshondra is "shining light".
by indra1500 June 29, 2011
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twists, slugs, and roscoes

it's a slang expression. litteraly: women, bullets, and guns
it was a night full of twists, slugs, and roscoes
by sara May 23, 2004
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