Root Beer Float 

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, he cums in her mouth, and she spits it into a bottle or jar. The bottle is kept, and the process is repeated until it is full. Then, the girl drinks the entire bottle of old cum.

"Everytime she gives me head, I make my girlfriend spit it out in an old pickle jar that I keep under my bed... its almost full, so soon she'll be having a root beer float!"

Root Beer Float by spurk December 14, 2008

Root Beer Float 

!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!

Lie woman on her back get the oxygen tank hook up two nostril tubes jammed down womans nose (make sure tubes go to lungs) fill womans mouth with craft root beer. Fuck womans mouth till a hot load blows out of your dick let cream rise have said woman enjoy!

There they go swallowing that root beer float

Root Beer Float by Don_ki_kum November 2, 2017

Root Beer Float 

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam

Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.

Root Beer Float by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014

Root beer float 

A blow job from Scott F. in a bowling alley men’s room.

That root beer float really hit the spot.

Root beer float by anonymous November 19, 2020

Root beer float 

When 6 gay guys take turns shitting into a bathtub full of water then proceed to fuck eachother while swimming in it

"I had a good root beer float with the boys last night"

Root beer float by Marmadue March 31, 2023

Root Beer Float 

Giving your friend a glass of root beer with your cum in it

“Hey man Can you had this root beer float to nik, I made it extra creamy for him”

Root Beer Float by Tinguzpinguz May 20, 2023

Root Beer Float

A Root Beer Float is when poop and jizz are mixed. First recognized as a teen when one had to hide themselves in the bathroom to masturbate. One would sit on the toilet with a dump in the water, proceed to masturbate and turn around to jizz on to the poop in the toilet. This creates a mixture of brown and white that looks similar to everybody's favorite cold treat, a root beer float.

Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, poop, and jizz, that's what a motha fuckin root beer float is!

Root Beer Float by R Fizzle November 16, 2025