roof 

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

roof by Juni.J November 6, 2019

roof 

a place where people go to have sex at the top of a tall building and are almost caught when someone else comes up to it and immediately assumes no-one is on it. commonly used in anime and manga

person 2: lets go up to the roof

person1: " ahh ahhh jack its feels so good

person 2: shhh we might get caught

person 1: no one ever come up here well be fine

( door opens)
person 3 : well i guess there no-one up here might as well take a break

roof by Mr.chicken dude January 8, 2021

Roof 

My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya

Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near

Roof by Mydogiscuteage0.1 April 12, 2021

roof 

to be roof is to be rude.
to be extremely roof is ceiling.

person: *:why are you being so roof to me!?!?!?!"*

person #2: *"sorr"*
person #2 again: *"please forgib 🙏"*

roof by gaboey May 18, 2021

roof 

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

roof by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

Roof 

Aussie slang popular with sports people: referring to a podgy stomach or belly, ie a roof over your abs

Cummo: “Gee, check out the roof on Stoino, someone had a good summer.”
Marcus: “BOYS! Been hitting the lamingtons hard.”
Zamps: “Fucken oath, how’s the roof on it”

Roof by SeeYuhh8 September 4, 2022

Roof 

A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped

Pow

Jo: im alive the roof protect me

Roof by Bb1p3 October 7, 2022