by caboosesam September 2, 2022
Get the sticky roman helmet mug.When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011
Get the roman army helmet mug.The act of sitting over a girls head and dangling the cock down the bridge of her nose and in between her eyes.
by Shing000000 May 19, 2011
Get the Roman Cavalry Helmet mug.When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
by yambag021 January 15, 2008
Get the roman soldier helmet mug.Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
by PoloSportCondoms.com June 16, 2005
Get the roman battle helmet mug.The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
by Waltstar November 18, 2007
Get the Roman meat helmet mug.when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.
by tony January 26, 2004
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