Roguer

Roguer: Rogue Boner. The kind of poorly timed erection that pops up for absolutely no reason in the most awkward social situations, such as:
English Class
Family Christmas Gatherings
Funerals

They are particularly bad if one is wearing sweatpants or shorts.

Although there is no known cure, there are some things that can help. These include:
1)Wearing a billowy sweater
2)Putting on a heavy backpack and leaning forward under the weight and saying "Oooh! What a heavy backpack!" (saying that will make everyone think it's normal)
3)Sitting down at a table or covered desk and thinking of outrageously ugly people
4)Holding something in front (only works if it's somewhat sideways)

I always gets roguers in the worst situations. Like walking to school in the middle of downtown Philly during Rush Hour.

by kenjen January 1, 2007

Roderius Reed

Roderius Reed is a DB Legends Player/TikToker that has 491 followers and many friends on titkok. He is a professional Funky Friday Players as being one of the best of 10,000 players in the game.

Roderius Reed is a entitled Funky Friday Player.

by Jiren that gray man April 15, 2021

Hot Rodger

To take a dump. Deficate. Office slang in honor of a coworker who is know for making his "daily deposit" at work.

example: I had to go make a hot rodger.

by bryophyte March 7, 2005

Aaron Rodgers

The Green Bay Packers lead Quarter Back. In his first season of actual play, the Packers had a 6-10 W-L record. Come his second season, he turned it around and came off with an 11-5 record, although would go on to lose to the Arizona Cardinals in the first playoff game. Then in his third season, after numerous injuries and a concussion, he was able to get a 10-6 record which landed them a 6th seed position in the playoffs. After beating the top three teams in the NFC playoffs, he and the Packers would go on to play in Super Bowl XLV. And after a few more injuries and keeping the lead the entire game, Rodgers and the Packers would go on to win the Super Bowl 31-26, beating the Pittsburgh Steelers. After the game, Aaron Rodgers was named the MVP of the Super Bowl, and then he celebrated with the rest of his team knowing they finally brought the Vince Lombardi Trophy back home.

Man, Aaron Rodgers had a pretty shaky first season of heading the Green Bay Packers for QB, but come the next few he was able to turn the team around and win them a Super Bowl title.

by The Mighty Quinn 3000 March 30, 2011

Jolly Rodger

Dirty, scurvy rich drunken pirate sex in the butt...Arrrrrg! Because butt sex is for pirates.

Arrrrrg me maties, I had a bit too much of the Captain (Morgan) in me last night, and then the Captain (NOT Morgan!) pulled a Jolly Rodger on me in me drunken slumber and now I got a little more of the Captain in me, Arrrrg is me cornhole sore, I say mutiny!

by Captain Jack Sparrow March 7, 2005

Mr. Rodgers

The best show a toddler, of idiot teenager can ever watch. Mr. Rodgers is a guy who has a lot of friends-- INCLUDING YOU! He has a magic train that can take you to and from a puppet world.

The best childrens show EVER! Better than Sesame Street by far!!!

by Muhahanafawnabanana July 25, 2008

Aaron Rodgers

The new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback who will be under the spotlight after everything he does because he unfortunately has to follow the career of Brett Favre.

Now a term used for being an underdog and having to live up to someone's achievements.

"Your sister has a 4.0? She Aaron Rodgers'd you in your parents' eyes. F*** her up."

by sounds awful October 1, 2008