Reaching

Term used when someone tries to relate one thing to another using completely irrelevant evidence and information.

Ex1.

Person 1: A dice is related to racism because there are black spots and the majority is white.

Person 2: wtf..

Person 3: this kid's reaching.

Ex2.
Person 1: man why you hating?

Person 2: you reaching

by Charuhi April 22, 2011

Rooching

Someone who dates, or is with a girl because he knows he can't do any better than her or won't try. Someone who is rooching is considered a Rooch.

A: Man, what is Ryan doing over there with that fifty year old fat chick, he shouldn't settle for that?
B: Meh, Hes rooching.
A: what a Rooch.

by orepsmaharg June 21, 2011

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

reachin

Trying to get something which you know you ain't gonna get or you're so desperate for it that you really think you are going to get it.

"so what did you and Joe do last night.. I want all the details like did you play first or go strai..."

"shut up ur reachin"

by Lou-Lou December 6, 2005

Reaching.

Action.
When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

by Jackswing. October 25, 2009