ripper slippers

originated in the Bay Area. A term for cheap ass chinese slippers that can be bought at the beauty supply store.

"That hoe had on some ripper slippers."

by mookie May 13, 2005

Riser

In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.

That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.

by Bigdogs123 June 1, 2019

Chip the Ripper

Great rapper out of Cleveland, featured on mixtape Bitch I'm From Cleveland

I love Chip the Ripper, his songs I'm Fitted, Doors Open, Get It Girl, and I Run My City are great

by Tre T. May 22, 2007

Briggs the Ripper

Notorious serial killer who pimped out and then murdered art students whilst at university in the 1970s. He did this out of an act of resentment for other art students, humiliating them by pimping them out, murdering them and then using their blood and body parts on canvas to create his own art - snuff art. Only part of this unique art collection has been recovered, the rest is said to have been sold on to privates collectors. He is currently housed in Brixton prison where he has become orally involved with the black community and is now awaiting extradition to the Sistine Chapel for crimes against art where, if found guilty, he will be set in concrete and become a gargoyle.

Have you heard about Briggs the Ripper? they say he was over 7ft, but I've seen him and he couldn't scratch a rat's back

by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.

Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

by Floyd Thursby 1 May 14, 2015

bodice ripper

An historical romance where the heroine has lots of non-consensual sex, which becomes consensual. The book needs to have a gaudy cover with a woman with an extraordinarily long neck, heaving bosoms, and flowing hair, and a brooding man.

She read a couple bodice rippers every week.

by Amaranth March 29, 2004

Bowel Ripper

Heavy cargo coming through!

In other words: A fecal matter that provides an absolutele feeling of relief, but takes you on your last journey due to complete obliteration of your asshole. terally speaking, the biggest sacrifice one can ever make. Even though it is said that the dead do not feel pain, one that has encountered a Bowel Ripper should still avoid sitting in the boat crossing the river Styx.

Also known as one kind of "Catharsis" in certain unspeakable circles.

Hold my hand, Jean! Even if this Bowel Ripper will be my undoing, our love can never be torn apart like my bleeding asshole.

by Strong Swimmer May 6, 2009