ripping my knitting

Getting on your nerves to the point where you want to punch something

Jolene: "I hate that new Katy Perry song."

Susan: "I know, right? It's never off MTV, it's really ripping my knitting."

by marganin January 6, 2011

ripping burlap

to fart, break wind, or other wise create a stink

Dude I ate a bunch of white castle and now i cant stop ripping burlap.

by HNDAKD February 27, 2010

rippin' the duck

Rippin' the duck is often refered to playing lacrosse with your spoon or twig and snippin top cheddar along the crossbar.

Mike Gabel of the Chicago Machine is credited for the creation of this saying.

Bro, lets go rip duck.

or

Brody says, "I love rippin' the duck."

by Brody Laximus January 3, 2011

rippin lips

To catch a fish the size of whit's huge cock. Snatchin big bass out of the lake.

Yo, weather is incredible lets hit the boat today we'll be rippin lips

by liprippa May 17, 2010

Ripping Slow Ass

A quiet, lengthy, or series of lengthy, stinky farts, as if leaking out uncontrollably, over a minimum duration of 2 minutes.

Damn, this dog is ripping slow ass right now

by CBslimjim September 16, 2019

ripping and running

Maintaining a busy, frantic pace; hypertasking.

Sorry I didn't return your call, man; I've been ripping and running all day.

by Tom Head July 7, 2008

the rippin' and the tearin'

The activity most likely to bring a mid-50s swinger with severe Cocaine Jaw to Hedonism 40 times; implies a savagery to vaginas, but is unclear on that point.

"What brings you to Hedonism that many times? That many times? That many times?

"The wild women, women, the rippin' and the tearin'.

by XtopherElecbomb February 24, 2012