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Reverse Blumpkin

The act of sucking on a penis while having poop stuffed into your butthole
by creamybarber July 11, 2018
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Reverse Blumpkin

A Reverse Blumpkin is an act referring to the sexual act, The Blumpkin. However in this variation, the woman masturbates the man. As he ejaculates, he does so into the toilet while deficating into the woman's mouth. Viola, The Reverse Blumpkin.
Tim: Did she give you a blumpkin?
Eric: Yeah man, a REVERSE BLUMPKIN!!
Tim: That's the shit.
Eric: That's what she said.
by tweek9845 December 14, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

The act of a reverse Blumpkin, The male goes on all fours while on the toilet, facing the cistern, the female puts her mouth between the male's bum cheeks. He starts to masterbate, as he reaches climax he ejaculates into toilet while shitting into the woman's mouth.
Jack: "Dude , I got a blumpkin last night!
John: "NICE!"
Jerry: "Thats nothing, I got a Reverse Blumpkin last night, and it was Jacks' Mom!"

John: "OH MY GOD! NICE!"
by Adelaide123 November 11, 2009
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Reverse Blumpkin

You piss while someone sucks on your ass hole.
Steve- The other night my ho gave me a nice Reverse Blumpkin.
Bov- She must really like to lick poop?
Steve- Only on the days that end with a 'y'.
by Ced Ellis December 3, 2009
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Reverse blumpkin

the process where a male excretes in that of a females mouth while jerking off.
omg i totaly reverse blumpkind that hoe in the alley
by beelzebabe July 29, 2011
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Reverse Blumpkin

The reverse of a blumpkin, where the male masturbates into a toilet while simultaneously excreting fecal matter on to the girl's face.
The girl would do anything to get her money back, so I performed a reverse blumpkin on her.
by argonaut7 December 15, 2008
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Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.
by Coltnasty August 19, 2021
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