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Resterection

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.
Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.
by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016
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reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.
My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.
by Killossal March 18, 2017
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Resserection

The rebirth of a recently lost erection.
I originally had a boner from seeing Kate's thong; but once I lost it, I had a resserection immediately after because of Jessica's cleavage.
by charitableninja November 22, 2009
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reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions
On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.
by dave3:16 March 7, 2011
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resurrection st paul

exceptionally small school that just recently decided to build a huge addition to the school and give all of the first graders lockers. When Sr. Joan and Sr. Mary Dee like to go around and antagonzie all of the boys for getting paper towels wet and throwing on the celing of the bathroom which, legend says has a couch. There, all of the eighth graders think that they are all that and have this retarded "buddy system" with the kindergarteners. A middle school teacher, known as Mrs. Whatley likes to go around and scare everyone by telling them to tape their thumbs to the back of their hands. Mrs. Clar is known for her chicken mummification which is really an excuse to tortue the kids and stink up the entire school. THe sond "this is hell" by elvis costello explain rsps quite nicely.
Sr. Joan- "I would like to know which of you is getting wads of paper towels and throwing it unto the celing."
by Maeve Bledel April 19, 2005
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Bones' Resurrection

(adj) used to describe a tattoo of highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.

(noun) a term used to encompass a single piece or group of tattoos of the highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.
"That tattoo on your arm is Bones' Resurrection all day long!"

"Damn girl, that's a Bones' Resurrection you got going on! That tat is HOT!"
by Badest Mamajama February 3, 2010
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Reserectile

The state of a male being overly aroused in a public place.

Said victim will get to the point where all of their efforts to tame the beast look in vain. Even the least hottest things have the ability to start it up again.

The problem can involve a few false dawns of thinking you have it under control, only to find that you start to link everything back to your problem below.
1: "Did you hear about Mike from accounting?"
2: "No?"
1: "He got all reserectile. They sent him home for the day to work it off"
by Redlineonhill February 26, 2008
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