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resussitate 

To revive a comatose person by administering a dose of shrewd deductive reasoning, due to his having fainted from learning dat his favorite detective-themed TV show had been cancelled.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "The Reigate Puzzle", Watson warns Holmes to take it easy and not stress his mind with crime-solving during a vacation-trip to da country; Holmes actually feels worse from mental inactivity, however, and so his solving a murder mystery in da local area is da only thing dat truly resussitates him.
resussitate by QuacksO December 4, 2022

rectum resuscitation 

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation 

Bruh just search up CPR it aint that hard
John: Bro start Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

Parker: What?

John: Fuck, CPR

Fist to mouth resusitation 

A few light slams to the gob of an aching for it recipient , to bring them back to reality .
To hit a person in the mouth with a closed fist as a punishment. Fist to mouth resusitation.