resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018

resting ho face

When no matter the situation you look like a ho.

Wow Daniel has a bad case of resting ho face.

by AKKPANO June 9, 2016

Resting Fart Face

When someones relaxed face looks like they just smelled a fart.

I saw sally today, you ever notice she always looks like she just smelled a fart? she has a resting fart face.

by AngDevilo November 22, 2017

Resting Stoner Face

The appearance of being under the influence of marijuana at all times, even when not high. Often happens to people who smoke too often.

Person 1: "is Todd stoned right now?"
Person 2: "No he just has a resting stoner face"
Person 1: "Oh gotcha"

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 May 19, 2018

Asshole Resting Face

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

resting nice face

a person who naturally looks 'nice' or 'approachable' when their face is expressionless, without meaning to. Basically the opposite of 'resting bitch face'

"Yo, imma holla at that girl over there"
"Nah son. She just has resting nice face. Shes a mad hoe"

by IOnlyFuckWithSome January 24, 2015