When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.
Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.
by klopstock February 11, 2009
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When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!
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I might get laid off, so I don't want to move out until the economy improves. My boyfriend and I don't have a relationship anymore; we have a recessionship.
by brraph March 31, 2009
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Student: Sorry I have to revise
Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.
Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising
Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together
Student: Sorry I have to revise
Dad: You've been on the computer all day
Student: Yeh! Coz I'm revising, idiot.
Mum: *inaudiable moaning about tidying room etc.*
Student: SHHHH NO talking I'm revising
Mum: You spend an awful lot of time at xxx's house
Student: Yeh, we revise together
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by queenmindi January 15, 2009
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This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
This will cause the emissions to back up and damage the vehicle, rendering in inoperable, ideally in an isolated location such as nearby an empty field. Other effects of the prank can be considered a bonus, such as if the cumulative pressure of the exhaust expels the dough like a cannon. The best case scenario is when the dough has been expelled and is discovered to have baked to perfection. The prankster and the victim may then enjoy the product together, assuming the two are on sufficiently amicable terms.
by [zz] February 7, 2009
Get the pop n fresh emissions test mug.Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009
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