Release the Kraken 

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.

"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"

Release the Kraken by keithandisaball November 12, 2010

release the kraken 

Popular by the infamous "BABY KATA" it is one of his lyrics from the song called "Pee Pee Poo Poo" and was released 5 years ago on July 7, 2015.

"Its time to release the kraken!"

release the kraken by HisokasCrustyBandaid November 5, 2020

Release the Kraken 

Pseudonym for something one might do in a lift after a heavy night out and a curry.

Donald Trump won, release the Kraken.

* Donald Trump loses again.

Release the Kraken by AdScribe November 27, 2020

Release the Kraken 

Insinuating that you're about to drop a mother load of info that will either completely blow your mind, piss someone off, or make someone upset in a regretful way that makes you actually want to open a bottle of Kraken instead.

Example 1: Jenny hears Bertha talking about something scandalous that's making her nervous because she's about to lose something dear to her. Jenny then falls off the wagon unexpectedly, and says, "Sorry Bertha, but I'm about to release the Kraken." Then she tells Bertha about facts she overheard or knows. Bertha then has a sudden heart attack and dies.

Example 2: Jenny and Bertha are having a joint. Bertha mentions something disturbing in the conversation that makes Jenny "Release the Kraken," or in other words, Jenny then loses her mind and wigs the fuck out because she suspected something bad about it for a long time before the conversation.

Release the Kraken by BWitched January 8, 2022

RELEASE THE KRAKEN 

Welsh Techno collective in Swansea, South Wales,Uk

Release The kraken this weekend in swansea Is going to be epic

RELEASE THE KRAKEN by Techno23 September 14, 2022

Release The Kraken! 

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

Release The Kraken! by RedZebra November 29, 2010

Release the Kracken 

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

Release the Kracken by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006