The phase to "refloat my kidney", originally from the UK, means to start drinking, usually after an unusually long period of sobriety.
Dave: You keen to go to the bar after work?
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.
Mike: No, but you sound pretty keen!
Dave: I'm dying to refloat my kidney - I haven't had a beer in a couple of weeks.
by buckonz August 25, 2009
Get the refloat my kidney mug.asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank
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When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.
by KJR September 6, 2005
Get the mom reflex mug.Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.
by A. Orta February 25, 2011
Get the Reflective Analysis mug.When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.
Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching.
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Get the spousal reflux mug.The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.
Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.
Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.
by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010
Get the Prison Reflex mug.When something occurs that puts you in such a state of shock, you're not sure if you should;
1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit
4) Preform all 3 at the same time
1) Laugh at the absurdity of the situation
2) Cry
3) Become so enraged that you feel the need to vomit
4) Preform all 3 at the same time
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