rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.

"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"

by bigjimdx June 1, 2005

rectal eclipse

When one of the female co-workers freaks out over being "underpaid" for the umpteenth time. They are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.

"Look out for Sharon. She had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

Reehan

Reehan, Is a kind and caring person that loves to have quality time with friends, family, and everyone around them.
He loves to hang out with others just like him and whenever he is around similar people, they can have a lot of fun!
Reehan is very talented in all of his aspects, his friendship, popularity, hobbies, you name it, Reehan is brilliant at it.

Mark: Hey Brad, Wanna Hang Out With Reehan?
Brad: Why Wouldn`t I, He`s Reehan!

by JollyFoe29 December 18, 2019

Rectal Fortitude

The ability to avoid having a bowel movement at any particular moment.

The president lacked the rectal fortitude to not have a giant bowel movement in the swimming pool.

by Summer of Chris August 14, 2019

Rectal ripper

A painful fart.

Ahhhh!! a rectal ripper rupture, l fear!

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle

The act of shoving a hydrolic hose up someone's rectum, causing them to inflate. It is also a weird sex act that many people have fetishes for.

Dude, can you come over and give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle tonight?
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!

by KeemisDad July 25, 2016

rectalangle

The angle of a penis as it is penetrating an anus.

Amy said to Alex "If your cock weren't so huge I would show you my favorite rectalangle." Alex replied "I understand... With an ass as perfect as yours you can't blame me for asking. Can I get a teabag instead?" Immediately Amy said "Hell yes!! I love balls!!!"

by cuntX March 21, 2014