Skip to main content

renertainment

Beyond entertainment; Of or relating to the life and times of Ren Dey. A combination of sitcoms and reality tv. The unpredictability of real life combined with the formulaic stupidity of syndicated television.
Oliver - "So I called the Deys yesterday, and they said Ren couldn't hang cuz he was in school.."

Ross - "What? It's June."

Oliver - "I know!"

Ross - "Now THAT is Renertainment."
by Rennerz August 20, 2006
mugGet the renertainment mug.

rener

A species of human with supernatural abilities causing them to overcome any life obstacle. An intelligent breed of humanity that have an uncanny ability to prevail against all odds and succeed beyond measure. Common physical appearances include that of a lion about to pounce. An eagle zooming in on prey. And eyes like that of a tiger after it has satisfied its appetite with the capture of a worthy opponent.
I wish I were apart of the Rener lineage. Man! Did you see that Rener pass by? Me either. Those Rener's sure are slick individuals!
by CharliGirlsMOM September 21, 2013
mugGet the rener mug.

Reiner

Most Reiners ARE CREEPY LITTLE MEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET LAID.

They have LITTLE GOATEE BEARDS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE A HIPSTER.

You will CATCH THEM, MANY TIMES ON A FIRST DATE, PLAYING WITH THEIR BALLS, WHILE THEY ARE TELLING YOU HOW GREAT THEY ARE.

They are best avoided.
"Wow, Reiner is one creepy fuck. He is going to have to get a maid-order bride if he ever wants to get laid."
by Judy at Albertsons November 22, 2013
mugGet the Reiner mug.

Reiner

Reiner is the type of guy who badmouths his wife about how Worthless She Is, while he is “sneak fucking” you from behind in his Suburbanite SUV. It is night, and he is Supposedly Out “Buying Groceries” or “Checking the Mail” at the Post Office Box of his failed business.

You rightly guess that his wife is mostly supporting his worthless, "Middle-Aged" ass, but you don’t care.
He seems so needy and usually buys you dinner.

You wonder how much longer, you will date these type of guys. You like the Control you have over them, because they are Married and you don’t have to Commit to them.

But, in the back of your Mind, you know it is Sleazy and will never amount to anything Worthwhile and good.

You know that you should expect more of yourself and others.
"Reiner is one sad, little man."
by Tina from T-Street November 10, 2013
mugGet the Reiner mug.

Reiner

man who works for a school who may or may not have a pole up his bum also he could be crucial to his health for him to get laid i would also not get in trouble with this man or could result in missing your entire day of classes standing out side his office for him to talk to you for all of 2 minutes but you still do not know what happend in math french english geo history or music a and beware he say no to everything and does not like to get his mustache dirty or wet and will call you his favorite student but then suspend expelled or yell at you many times.
Reiner: you are my favorite student bob
(after recess when bob punches sue in the face)
(bob then misses all of his classes and early bus)
( 3 mintues before late bus)

Reiner im going to call your mom and tell her you are suspened from school tomorrow
bob yes
Reiner yes SIR THATS SIR
bob yes sir
Reiner ok you can go to late buses
by hushhushhush May 21, 2009
mugGet the Reiner mug.

Reefer Rave

"Went to a banging reefer rave the other day, it was OFF THE CHAIN"
by Dr Seuss for weed January 12, 2009
mugGet the Reefer Rave mug.

Reeferside

A common pseudonym for "Riverside" High School, located in the happening town of G-Vegas, South Carolina. RHS is full of swagger, money, annoying skinny bitches, hippie stoners, and hardcore niggers. It's claim to fame is the high usage of marijuana, adderall, and acid. Riverside has some pretty famous faculty and students.

David Dalby: science extraordinaire

Bradley Hart: 18yrs old, and has been imprisoned for 19yrs; has a girlfriend with purple hair named Crystal

Stanley Beeks: gator rider; pot smoker

Steve Johnson: bought a mail order bride from Cambodia

Jack Gettys: CLEMSON!?

Riverside is pretty much a joke. You show up for 4 years, get 7895432 late passes from Ms. Whitt, go through 9 lunch shifts, spend $100s on parking tags, and then hear Ms. Austin say your name wrong as you accept your diploma.
Riverside High School David Dalby Bradley Hart Stanley Beeks Steve Johnson Jack Gettys G-Vegas RHS Reeferside
by Wayfinder July 16, 2010
mugGet the Reeferside mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email