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CJ: I remember this one time the 5-0 was hasslin' me over some dumb shit
Brandon: Son, i can reculate, i remember this one time i got pulled over, they beat the fuck outta my ass
Brandon: Son, i can reculate, i remember this one time i got pulled over, they beat the fuck outta my ass
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Get the Resumate mug.That is an act of placing one's thumb up their rectum for long periods of time, while being on a cell phone when work should otherwise get done.
When is that Roch Weezle Menard going to stop with his rectumthumb ways. Come on "Roch" put the cell phone down and let's get to work.
by LeCorky August 17, 2010
My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night
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(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"
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