rectumsempra

a magical spell when you tickle the asshole a little bit

I used the spell rectumsempra

by eugenesaunders December 10, 2020

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

reculate

A combination of relate and recall

CJ: I remember this one time the 5-0 was hasslin' me over some dumb shit
Brandon: Son, i can reculate, i remember this one time i got pulled over, they beat the fuck outta my ass

by MonoxideChild420 August 10, 2009

Resumate

(verb) To check out someone's background before deciding to get involved intimately.

If he resumates well, I might just green light him to my honey pot.

by Birdie63 July 28, 2011

Rectumthumb

That is an act of placing one's thumb up their rectum for long periods of time, while being on a cell phone when work should otherwise get done.

When is that Roch Weezle Menard going to stop with his rectumthumb ways. Come on "Roch" put the cell phone down and let's get to work.

by LeCorky August 17, 2010

rectumspect

The thought of regret one has during the first bowel movement after eating an extremely spicy meal.

My asshole burned so much today when I took a shit, in rectumspect it probably wasn't the best idea to eat those spicy chicken wings last night

by snoopdoggydex February 3, 2013

Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021