rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.

That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK

by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011

rapid swipe growth

when swiping on a dating app a persons photos clearly show rapid growth in age and weight.

“don’t ever like the first photo on a profile when you are swiping or you might miss the rapid swipe growth effect”

by yamazar January 2, 2022

rapid dave

Speedy Gonzales's urban american equivalent. He lives in the city and wears a baseball cap instead of a sombrero.

"Qucikly, Quickly, Quickly! Run Fast! Run Fast! Quickly!"
-Rapid Dave

by Missing Waldo January 12, 2008

Rapid Baz

Doing something fast, another slang term for 'rapid as'

"hurry up and roll that joint,
sound, i'll do a rapid baz"

by joeh312 November 29, 2010

Rapid Weight Loss Center

euphemism for using the toilet, especially "sitting down."

Boss: "Dave, where'd you go after you punched in?"

Dave: "Sorry, boss, I had to stop by the Rapid Weight Loss Center."

by Deester July 18, 2007

Rapid Deployment

The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.

Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017