range rover renovation

When you park a Range Rover out front of a piece of real estate and it immediately adds perceived value to the real estate.

Hater: “You really think you are going to buy this property for $90,000 and not do shit to it and sell it for $130,000??!!

Eric: Fuck you. Watch me Range Rover renovate (Range Rover Renovation) this property.

by MFBNREMF June 2, 2018

Range Mill

A wild and CRAZYYY version of a friend according to Google Translate!

Wow!! That new friend of mine is such a Range Mill!!!

by Hawaii7 July 23, 2019

Range Rover

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

by henryfromny June 20, 2021

range brothers

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Kendrick Lamar and baby keem are range brothers

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Range God

A person at a Shooting range or gun shop Who has self proclaimed or mythical experience with firearms, Ammunition, Self defense, Concealed carry, Combat Etc. A Range god feels an exigent need to express their Often unwanted opinions, A range god often uses commentary to embarrass their victims into believing that they have no experience. Most of a Range god's experience comes from video games or television.

Not to be confused with a Mall ninja

Bro:1 Oh no! Bro:2 What? Bro:1 here comes the range god!

by Just that guy. October 28, 2013

Range Rover

An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.

Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.

Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional £2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!

17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!

by Head Cultist June 27, 2019

range coffee

Range Coffee is like College Coffee, but without the cocaine.

I had some of your range coffee last night and everybody at work is staring at me right now.

by lastname first July 5, 2014