jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.

Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.

by 86highfives October 20, 2015

Ranching

When opening a door only to puke on the otherside.

"What's Doug doing?" "He's just ranching" "F'in girl"

by dialect October 19, 2009

Ranching

Having your sister drop you dome while cutting your front lawn on your ride on tractor. See Road Head

My sister stopped by while i was mowin' the lawn yesterday, ended up Ranching for a good hour!

by ZNorton January 25, 2009

rauching

The act of blowing smoke up someone's ass. From the German word "rauch", meaning smoke, it is nonetheless pronounced as it would be in American English (RAOW-ching). A favorite pastime of would-be high testosterone alpha males, it tends to be found in high abundance at company golf outings and national sales meetings, particularly those in companies where the CEO is male and is himself from a sales background. Seldom practiced by female executives, who tend to be not so insecure, immature, and boorish.

I sat in on the midyear sales meeting to catch up on the 2nd quarter results, but had to leave when the bullshit started to get too thick. I've never seen so many guys standing around and rauching each other in my entire life.

by sans culottes June 10, 2013

Reichinger

Reichingers are mostly twins who are veeeerrrryyyy beautifull and talented

Mostly they are Namen Hanna and Christina by first name. These are always there for you and forgive you all your mistakes and of course they are just perfect. Better than god hisself

Oh look the Reichingers!! I wish they were my friends :(

by Reiwoe January 8, 2019

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021