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Horse Race 

A drinking game that requires a minimum of 4 people. Preferable opposite genders (unless you're into that stuff) A boy will pair up with a girl and depending on how many people you have there can be up to 6 teams. What will happen is each team has a designated drinker and can cracker. The can cracker will open the can (for shotgunning) after the drinker finishes each drink. The can cracker can only crack the can after the previous drink is finished. First team to finish all 3 shotguns wins. The losers have to make out for a solid 10 seconds. This can be played in a tournament or everyone can go at once.
Broski, Stephanie, and I had to make out after we lost horse race. Luckily we were both hammered after a few games.
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Horse Race 

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A Whore's Race is a Horse Race!
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

Horse Race 

A racing of the whores and the horse's whores. A whore's race is a horse race. Female horse-racers care called Horse Racists.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

Horse Race Enthusiasts 

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
Horse Race Enthusiasts by joe995 October 21, 2024

Horsemen Race 

Horsemen Races are when owners/trainers/jockeys conspire together so they all can win money and the fans all lose money. These are usually found in the first three races at any horse racing track in the world.
DX: Say there TT..who do you like in the first race at Pigplex?

TT: I'm not betting that race..it is a horsemen race. You cant, win, why, even, try,

DX: Well said.
Horsemen Race by Andymays January 28, 2012

Piss like a racehorse 

Pee viciously, ferociously, long hard.
Drank so much water today, I'm gonna piss like a racehorse.

piss like a racehorse 

Damn, I have to piss like a racehorse and my teacher won't let me go to the bathroom!!
piss like a racehorse by Brandy March 25, 2004