Qwog

A warm, wooly hat worn atop the head during cold weather. Can have ears, pompoms, flaps, etc.

It was super cold outside, so I had to run back and grab my qwog.

by I<3Qwogs November 4, 2010

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Quong

When one subject blows weed smoke into a woman's womb whilst she intakes air for her next queef followed by the queef smoke going into another subjects lungs.

Hey julie, let me a carlos take a quong real quick.

by Jordansreym April 26, 2009

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Having an orgasm from listening to the extremely sexy voice of Qwonk, the famous VRChat YouTuber. This type of gasm is usually contained in ass bakeries across the globe and within Qwonk Kingdom. Qwonk’s ass bakeries are filled with gallons of horse semen and Qwonk sauce on top of ice cream cones.

Person 1: Holy shit did my daughter just have an orgasm right in front of us?

Person 2: Yeah she was watching YouTube and had a Qwonkgasm!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY DAUGHTER I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: At least she didn’t get Qwonked in the bush in real life.

by Lipcose July 15, 2018

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Qwonk Massage

A rare massage given with lots of bootie sauce drippings and dingleberries containing rare Qwonk semen, Qwonk sauce, and gallons of dehydrated horse semen. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the extremely famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Bro! You want a Qwonk massage?

Person 2: Hell yeah dude! I need extra dingleberry drippings though if you give me a qwonk massage!

Person 1: OK bro I got you take your pants off.

Person 2: Oh yes daddy but why do you need that cheese grater?

by Lipcose July 20, 2018

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Qwing

A gender neutral or indifferent term, relating to royalty, intended with respect. Often used when the gender and/or sexual identity or preference of the object is either unknown or unimportant.

Pronounced "kwiNG"

"Morrissey is the Qwing of emo music, whose rule should never be disputed."

by SirIrishFox June 5, 2014

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