pussy quota

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.

Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015

Quota Hunter

A person who marries a farmer for the purpose of obtaining quota.

Everyone know that Ashley was such a quota hunter

by CDNFarmKid September 21, 2017

quota nigger

Noun (slang)A afro-american person whom holds a college degree or occupies a position of employment due to Affirmative Action quotas and/or relaxation of entry standards or reductions in job experience or qualifications required to meet the aforementioned quotas. May or may not have earned the degree or be currently qualified/competent for the position.

Leroy's an example of a "quota nigger", he can't do his job corectly without help, and he appears too uneducated to have graduated college.

by notPCor1984 July 8, 2005

Quota Clamor

The time of the month in which the police are trying to meet the quota, therefore, they pull over people for the most ridiculous reasons.

I got pulled over for going 4 over the speed limit! Damn quota clamor.

by Nickaboo3533 June 5, 2010

quota bitch

one who goes to college cuz of a quota system, not cuz they are good enuf, m'kay.

You dont know shit, you quota bitch!

by mc burrrial December 9, 2008

Nerd Quota

Limiting the amount of "nerdy" references you can make during a specific time period. This can be a personal goal or imposed by an annoyed friend. The effort is protect yourself from appearing lame.

EX: One Harry Potter reference a day; two Star Wars references if they're particularly clever; and one Twilight reference if it won't cause sexuality confusion.

Friend: How did you get home from the bars last night?
Me: I apparated.
Friend(Nerd Quota Enforcer): That's one.

by harrymotherfuckingpotter August 9, 2010

Hulk Quota

The amount of abuse you can take before you "Go Hulk", or explode with anger. Often used when describing what someone else did.

"When one of the younger soldiers was shot through the head and killed, Jones finally reached his Hulk Quota." - Direct quote from cracked.com.

Did you see Timmy yesterday? He's always been so sweet and forgiving, but when Dennis punched him in the face, he reached his Hulk Quota!

by KazooTrouble December 2, 2010