quiznos rat

Little, disturbing creatures that in someway are supposed to promote quiznos by singing retarded songs. Nice goin quiznos!

"They got a pepper bar!"

by Luke Murphey March 16, 2004

quiznos rat

The coolest creatures ever. They appear in the commercial for Quizno's Subs. They are my heroes.

Buy Quizno's Subs!

by quiznosubsratfan March 10, 2004

The Quizno's sub

A sexual act in which ones penis is inserted into a sandwich, then sucked on through said sandwich.

So then I made a sandwich and made the bitch give me a Quizno's sub.

by Phantom Renegade February 10, 2005

Quiznose

A girl who looks like she has a good looking face from the front, but when she turns her head to the side and you see how screwed up or how big her nose is, it makes you question whether or not she is actually hot.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that blonde on the other end of the bar? Pretty cute.

Guy 2: I was thinking the same thing at first, but then I caught a glimpse of that quiznose and totally changed my mind.

Guy 1: OH SNAPPP what a schnoz

Guy 2: Yeah, total grenade

by dekes_b00ty November 18, 2010

Quiznos the Destroyer

A scary sentient eyeball from one of the memes/comics by absolutenutcase162

SpongeBob: STUPID BIG ASS EYEBALL 😂😂😂
Patrick: SPONGEBOB DON'T, THAT'S QUIZNOS THE DESTROYER
Quiznos the Destroyer: I command you to have hot sex with Patrick
SpongeBob: oooouuu oh no Patrick, what is happening, I can't stop it
Patrick: he can't even control minds, what the fuck is wrong with you?

by helloeverybodymynameis May 24, 2024

Mr. Quizno

An art teacher/track coach who is famous for his throat punches

Guys, did you hear joe was sent home after Mr. Quizno nigerian throat punched him

by LbC December 3, 2019