Quiznoed

(v.) Being high; While 'toasted' Derived from the Quizno commercial "Toasty."

Man, I just smoked a splif and I'm quiznoed!

by meowmixer June 07, 2007

Dogbar

The perfect word to confuse people when you already know they're stupid but just want to check.

I was on the phone with this dumbass, so I screamed DOGBAR and they were like whaa?

by MeowMixer October 09, 2004

Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

Mr. Bo jangles' brother's friend's doctor's husband's veterarian's sister's cousin.

A guy slangin' some dope shit (the flamest polyester on the northwest side)

a negro: Hey, where's Harold?
b negro: FUCK YOU CRACKHEAD!!

by MeowMixer October 05, 2004

P.t.o.

It's like a GTO but it's gay and always wears shorts.

Hahaha p.t.o. likes it rough in the ear and nostril.

by MeowMixer October 09, 2004

Rubber band guy

That guy. He conducts the rubber band at the circus.

who's that guys with the stick, pointing at that rubber band? duh you fucking motard, that's the rubber band guy!

by MeowMixer October 05, 2004

Missy con queso

Some mean chick with cheese.

Missy bit my neck and my mom asked about it and I said she had cheese. Then my mom was like ''I don't give a shit who had the cheese!''

by MeowMixer October 05, 2004

Turd Burglur

A random insult to annoy people. One who steals turds.

Fuck you! you ass-sniffin' turd burglur!

by MeowMixer October 09, 2004