quid

One pound (100 pence) in British Sterling (GBP). Can refer to the actual denomination (a goldish looking coin, about a centimetre and a half across), or any amount in Sterling. In very common use, all across the UK.

"That'll be a quid mate"
"That's going to set you back about 3, 4 hundred quid"

by dr_newstead August 14, 2004

quilbone

a dick so good any girl would suck it

man this yattie told me i got the quilbone

by bookzy July 5, 2012

quilby knot

Small brown balls found in the crotch area of a woman's panties. Formed by the amalgamation of the remanants of faecal matter, piss crystals and other vaginal discharge.

"I ate one of Carols Quilby Knots the other night, it looked and tasted a bit like a malteaser."

"Can you recommend a washing powder that will get rid of my Quilby Knots"

by Zombie_475 July 2, 2014

quid in the till

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006

strip quidditch

Where a team of wizards play a team of witchs at quidditch (standard rules apply). For each point lost, a member of the team has to remove a item of clothing. Due to large amounts of padding being worn by by both teams games are often lengthy and unexciting for the majority of the game. The clothes removed by the players often fall into the spectators, collected by a fan and never seen again. Due to the nature of broomsticks, both teams are permitted to keep their underwear from the waist down (excluding socks) on.

It is often played in college settings or where young wizards and witchs congregate. Strip quidditch often leads to more raunchy magical activities. Due to a court ruling in 1907, playing of strip quidditch by those over 45 is ilegal. Anyone caught playing is fined and stripped of magical powers.

Harry: Corr Ron did you see Hermipne?
Ron: No, why?
Harry: We were playing strip quidditch!
Ron: You lucky sod!

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Harry: I've been scarred for life!
Hermione: Why, Harry?
Harry: I've just seen Professor McGonagall playing strip quidditch with Hagrid!
Hermione: *shiver*

by RobBradshaw24 January 3, 2011

Quidjabidjin

A command used to keep people from complaining.

Seth: Dude, Will just landed on my fractured wrist from an eight foot fall!
Chris: Quidjabidjin and walk it off.

OR

Chris: Dude, a fifteen pound metal bar just fell and broke my ribs!
Seth: Go get some water and quidjabidjin.

by Chris (the sexy one) January 7, 2009

Whis-Quil

A drink which is equal parts whiskey and Nyquil served on the rocks

... yeah. Whis-Quil is doing its thing

by big black sexy daddy h July 17, 2010