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quickster

A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.

A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.
You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?

Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.
by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011
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Quicksand fetish

A fetish involving watching someone sink into quicksand or sinking in quicksand yourself. Types of quicksand would be a creamy clay, or a dirtier swamp mud. The fetish makes a little sense in the fact that the sand will hug your body. The cause could also be attributed to wanting to save someone or the struggle of escaping.
Ava: Oh no! We’re sinking in quicksand!

John: *extremely turned on with quicksand fetish*
by Scott1000 February 8, 2023
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Kansas quickstep

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009
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bombay quickstep

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.
Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep
by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017
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Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.
Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.
by HymieG December 30, 2010
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quicksanding

Allowing your friend to sink lower and lower into hideousness in order to maintain your attractiveness. Slow and sad sabotage.
Carla's blind vision to self beautification could only be cradled by Gina's quiet but stealth quicksanding.
by Hbomb082 October 18, 2013
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Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.
Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!
by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014
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