Quiching

To be distracted and/or consumed by any pleasurable and complex experience, such as the act of making and eating an egg bake (quiche).

Don't wait for Ron before you start the movie, he's quiching in the kitchen.

by darealcBot December 27, 2019

Quiched

A feeling of error, wrong doing. An unsatisfactory idea.

You got quiched!

by The Quiche February 18, 2011

Quiche

Used to describe people that are frequently late for meetings

Argh, Nigel is late again. He's such a quiche

by The Quichemaster April 12, 2021

Quiche

Female genitalia.

Can be used in numerous ways often with hilarious consequences when situated near a buffet...

"X has got a cheesy quiche" (Often sung)

"Oh, crusty quiche"

"Look at that fork-in quiche" (See what we did there)

by Millidred July 1, 2005

Quiche

A type of french kiss.

"You look so beautiful Chloe, I want to quiche you so much right now."

"His quiche was so passionate"

"Should I wait until the end of the date to give her a quiche?"

by Paulhully November 5, 2016

Quiching

When an individual inserts ones fist into their father's rectum, using quiche as lubricant.

Chris was looking forward to a night of quiching over the weekend.

by Aiiiiiiiiii April 19, 2012

Quiche

Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.

Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*

by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 3, 2018