queer

Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice.

Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.

by Gumba Gumba January 30, 2007

... queer

Phrase used to annoy someone. Not meant as a slur on homosexuals, just as a way to irritate your friends. Most effective if 'queer' is said quietly, so only the victim can hear it, and even if (s)he does, (s)he's not entirely sure you did as it is so out of context.

Laura: Are we going to Thorpe Park this weekend?
Daisy: Alright... queer.
Laura: What did you just call me?
Daisy: Nothing, nothing, not a thing... queer.
Laura: You are so annoying sometimes.
Daisy: What have I done??
Laura: Oh I thought you were calling me 'queer' after everything you said, sorry.
Daisy: That's OK, I guess I can forgive you... queer.

by NH3 March 4, 2008

queer

1.- Strange, unusual, outside the "norm"

2.- A person who is not heterosexual. The word was meant as an insult but has been reclaimed by many non-heterosexual folks, many of whom use it to describe one another. It is still often considered rude to use the word "queer" in this context unless you self-identify as "queer".

That's a queer colour, Bob. What did you do, mix pink, purple and yellow?

by bisxual Yankee geek January 30, 2007

queer

British slang for eight gallons of gasoline.

"Might I purchase a queer on the pump with the red lorry?"

by Socrates the 410th April 29, 2009

queer

ill, unwell, out of sorts, faint

I woke up this morning feeling a bit queer.

Your description of the accident made me come over all queer.

by David Stevens January 5, 2009

queer

A term applied to gays. Someone who prefers men to women. For instance, I have known I was gay since age 12. I was ashamed at first then I figured I would just tell everyone and not give 2 shits what anyone thought. Now i'm happy to be out of the closet.

Call me a queer, that's what I am.

by Michael Rehmeyer December 26, 2007

queer

once a pejorative, now a reappropriated term used by those who are attempting to dismantle the gay/straight binary and replace it with the idea that human sexuality is less an 'either/or' thing and more a spectrum onto which people fall in many different places.

i call myself queer because no pre-defined label fits me--because pre-defined labels are overly simplistic and misleading.

by moygatroid October 8, 2008