Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

Queefing

Does not necessarily result from intercourse - lack of muscle tone leads to this type of female fart. This also has been know to be a hobby for some folks in mastering the art of queefing.

As she was in the tub she found she could squirt water and air out of her pussy hole.

by Golden Pussy April 11, 2004

Mental Queefing

When you're queefing but its mental.

Hey bro what's going on with Jess over there.
Oh dude she's just mental queefing right now.

by OuttaPocket March 17, 2021

Queefin

When a woman inhales air into her vagina--the opposite of a queef, where air exhales out of the vagina.

To queefin- verb; ex: queefined

Queefin- noun

Pronunciation: Ka-whiff-in

1.) The Little Mermaid was being pounded so hard that she queefined air and semen into her ambiguous genitalia.

2.) That queefin sounded like a vacuum cleaner

by joeyx April 22, 2009

Queefing Beauty

(noun) Slang- a phrase coined from the infamous slutty fairy tale princess Sleeping Beauty. While Sleeping Beauty slept uncontrollably, one who is a "queefing beauty" queefs unctrollably like rytas after having sex with his "girlfriend". Not meant as an insult but more as a descriptive device that evades having to say "my girlfriend farts through her vagina a freakin' lot!".

Guy 1: Whoa, that dang rytas was at it again last night!

Guy 2: Dude, i know, i heard her queefs in the middle of the night.

Guy 1: Holy christwagons! She's a Queefing Beauty!

by Fire Arr0w22 April 2, 2007

nut queefing

the sexual act of placing one's balls in another's vag and the sexual partner queefing them out or you can use salted peanuts just in case of a different sexual orientation

man I'm feeling kinky tonight you want to go nut queefing tonight

by trollzor48 September 26, 2017

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011