The Quagmire 

The Quagmire is when you are having intercourse, and as you bang her, you move your head back and forth like Quagmire from Family Guy while saying "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

*doing "The Quagmire"

guy: Giggity Giggity Giggity!

The Quagmire by Ben_Dover69 May 30, 2009

Quagmire of epic proportions 

Something you would say to describe how much trouble or problems you have gotten yourself into.

Leah: Oh no! We got dirt on mums new dress.
Sophie: Shit! What should we do? There isn't enough time to wash it before the party!
Leah: This is a quagmire of epic proportions!

Quagmire of epic proportions by Ghostkid XD October 15, 2008

Quagmire Arm 

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation

Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"

Quagmire Arm by dkduerjccnsdhkjhmcicdufcamjcnf March 10, 2015

Quagmire 

Soft Muddy Ground; A difficult situation.

We're in quite a quagmire, now.

Quagmire by Larstait November 15, 2003

Glen Quagmire

Very epic character from animated sitcom family guy from 2003. he loves sexual assaulting children and women.
Omg did you here that Gen Quagmire got sentenced to life imprisonment for 8 terrerbites of child pornography on his alienware gaming laptop. Also nice nice sweggs brother i forgot to mension.

Omg your such a glen quagmire.

Glen Quagmire by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

quagmire 

An awkward, complex, or hazardous situation.

Ron hoped the meeting with his lawyer would be simple and quick. But he soon discovered the legal quagmire he was in.

quagmire by talk2me-JCH2 January 2, 2023

quagmire 

That mysterious orange rash you get on your penis from spending all day eating Cheetos while looking at internet porn.

If you switch over to Funyuns, that quagmire will clear right up.

quagmire by Franzshizzle April 7, 2007