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(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
quande by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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yo sarah started queefing rapidly during anal, that was so quanal
quanal by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023

Quainocerous 

An exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular passion for the 'rear-splay'. Of 2 varieties, the better known is the 'lesser spotted Quainocerous'; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the 'sea-gul'. This includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.
Rich - "Shit Batman, is that a lesser spotted Quainocerous?"

Batman - "Yikes! It must be.... Wait! Is that Jack?!"

Rich - "Be-Jesus! It is. Typical him, going for the 'rear-splay' in full public view."

Batman - "Yucky! The Quainocerous has just 'sea-gulled' again. Dutty biatch."
Quainocerous by inevitablysplaying January 10, 2012
The most enjoyable card game ever.
The objective being to discard all your cards first.
Special cards are sets of 4 (a quancy) and sets of 3 (a trancy).
Sophia: Let’s play a card game!
Anna: Which one should we play?
Keira: Duh!! We have to play Quancy the best card game ever!
Quancy by plapadooda August 25, 2018

Quamangulous 

Absolutely rambunctious, crazy, or silly. Something so scandalous, it’s almost unbelievable.
Brendan was being a bit silly, but Gerald was straight up quamangulous at the party.
Quamangulous by cSap. February 7, 2023

Duc Quan Thic Dic 

A Vietnamese man with an unfortunate name. His brother is Phuc Yu Tu, and his cousin is Suc Mai Dic.
Duc Quan Thic Dic, Phuc Yu Tu, and Suc Mai Dic, were all close friends with the dearly departed Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, & Bang Ding Ow.