Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
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A term used to by someone to let someone know they can be late because that person is not able to meet the designated time, and they already know the other person is a big ass procrastinator, and has been a bunch load of times.
Michael: "Are we still on for a mid day hang and bang at 4? I really need to see your fantasmic self."
Cati: "I still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful ass so you have a procrasticushion today."
Michael: "Your a BAMFB."
Cati: "I still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful ass so you have a procrasticushion today."
Michael: "Your a BAMFB."
by Barry McCockiner aka cope June 19, 2011
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(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)
(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)
"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."
"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."
"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."
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1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.
2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
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Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
by hippopophotos December 5, 2011
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JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?
FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.
JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!
FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.
JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!
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