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procrastication

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
by cakeofages August 9, 2008
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pyrocraptic

A person who enjoys lighting poo on fire.
Becky- That kid is weird, he lights poo on fire.
Tom- He must be a pyrocraptic.
by Stevamos October 27, 2013
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Procrasticushion

A term used to by someone to let someone know they can be late because that person is not able to meet the designated time, and they already know the other person is a big ass procrastinator, and has been a bunch load of times.
Michael: "Are we still on for a mid day hang and bang at 4? I really need to see your fantasmic self."
Cati: "I still need some extra time to prepare myself for your extra amazerful ass so you have a procrasticushion today."
Michael: "Your a BAMFB."
by Barry McCockiner aka cope June 19, 2011
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procrastichieve

To achieve through procrastination. This is a technique mastered by most high school/college students and continued in the workplace.

(Other tenses include procrastichieved, procrastichieving, procrastichiever.)
"Why bother studying today for the test next week, when I can procrastichieve the night before, ace the test, and forget everything afterwards anyway."

"Procrastichieving is proven to stimulate creative ability. It allows ideas to grow in the subconscious during the waiting period that would not flourish if the first idea was used immediately. However, writing a hurried paper five minutes before class usually yields more of a procrastifail."
by 20English@BSHS11 July 7, 2012
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Procrasticourse

1. The act of having intercourse purely for avoiding anything else of value.

2. Delaying climax during intercourse.
1. Bob really had to the mow the lawn, rake the leaves, and clean the pool; instead, he called Shirley to procrasticourse.

2. Ahhh, ooohhhhh . . . no babe, hold it, procrasticourse!
by ciclista November 27, 2009
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Procrasticlean

When you use cleaning as a procrastination tool of choice.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing?
Person 2: I'm cleaning.
Person 1: Don't you have a physics final tomorrow?
Person 2: Yeah. I don't want to study yet so I'm procrasticleaning.
by hippopophotos December 5, 2011
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procrastichillin

The action of putting off what one should be doing in favor of relaxation and time spent with friends.
JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?

FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.

JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!
by pointlesspotential March 18, 2016
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