pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.

"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."

by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016

pocket jizz

A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.

Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.

by Squinty Eyed Bastard April 10, 2015

Pocket Rounds

An insanely good bar drinks special that is so economically friendly that it can be paid for with the otherwise useless loose change and stray one dollar bills found in your pockets from the night or weekend before. These are usually only an hour long and result in a blackout status when taken advantage of correctly.

Hey Chad, round up the other gross guys! We are going to the Freemont tonight at 8 until 9 for pocket rounds.

by Arouser July 25, 2018

Pocket park

A small public pedestrian rest area usually associated with the Winsor Terrace section of Brooklyn, NY. Primarily found along the Prospect Expwy. A place where lawmen go to spew weasel talk, and collar young clueless hipsters for drug related offenses.

Hey Noah do you thinks its safe to go smoke at the pocket park?

Yes the lawmen ended their shift at 8pm, but the sheriff of Windsor Terrance might be playing slap and tickle with a small boy

by weaselworm January 2, 2015

[Pocket Watch]

To speculate about how much money someone has or earns

I swear he can’t be getting more than £200/£250 a gig? He earns more than you think! Why do you have to pocket watch?

by GhostDS June 15, 2019

Pocket Watching

A verb. An action in which an individual is monitoring or speculating an aspect of another person’s life. Usually done in jealousy or tied to some form of inferiority or self-consciousness. This can refer to many things such as hoes (men or women), success or mostly in regards to financial status. Made popular by the illustrious rap group, the Migos; pocket watching was originally used to refer to an envious or covetous individual is worried about funds which are not their own and they did not put the work in to receive said benefits. They are solely empty husks of people who are worried about another person’s shit and are as the migos would say “bitch niggas”.

These individuals be pocket watching, minding another’s wallet. They are worried about what I have yet does not have shit if they own. They did in fact not make it out of the mud.

by Mashlightskin September 26, 2022

Pocket Hitler

There are many nicknames in Texas Holdem Poker. For example a pair of aces is called "pocket rockets". The nickname "Pocket Hitler" means you have a pair of eights as a starting hand. The 8th letter of the german alphabet is "H" and two times the 8th letter is "HH" wich was used in the Third Empire to shorten the "Heil Hitler" salutation.

A pokerplayer: "Holy shit, I went all in with a Pocket Hitler and had to wait until the river showed me another eight!"

Another pokerplayer: "You lucky basterd. I started with a pair of kings and thats all I got!"

by Franck Rosenblatt May 25, 2012