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Pyle Walk

a flawless limp with your right foot, caused by a retarded stunt on a bike, a swollen ankle to the point it can not move and you have a very big limp, not to be confused with a pimp walk, mainly happens to fat kids with skinny legs
wow look at the huge man..he has got himself a pyle walk going on

wow that guy is so gangster..that must be a pyle walk
by westssouth December 1, 2010
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Louie Gohmert Pyle

Without a doubt, the stupidest person who has ever held a seat in Congress.
Louie Gohmert Pyle makes Gomer Pyle look like a Rhodes Scholar.
by LaughingAloud December 27, 2022
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Gomer Pyle

Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021
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Gomer Pyle

1. A character on the Andy Griffith Show, later on Gomer Pyle,U.S.M.C. Known for the expression "Shazamm!"

2. An insulting nickname for a Marine, esp. a Marine who is prone to screwing up. Made famous in the movie Full Metal Jacket.
1. (Pyle is trying to remember the secret password, Lima Tango)
Gomer Pyle: Don't tell me, don't tell me. It's a bean, it's a bean... Lima.
Sgt. Carter: Lima what Pyle?
Gomer Pyle: Uhhhh... it's a dance, it's a dance... starts with T... I know- Lima Turkey Trot.

2.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your name fat-body?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what of Arabia?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty are
you royalty?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
by Mike Oseranski November 18, 2006
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The Pyle

An accounting executive who retired from a friends multi million dollar business to go out and work in the meat market. He was first employed as a machinist but later on he became an accountant since he was so good with numbers. His friend, which was the CEO, suggested that Pyle needs to go and get his Master of Business Administration in Accounting, so they have a great business portfolio . Pyle politely refused and left his friends company to take over his family’s meat business. Right now, he’s running accounting and finance operations as well as sales forecast for the seasonality trends of the business.
Sebass: Dude why is the Pyle working at Schnurs?
Brock: His family owns the business that’s why
Sebass: Well.. I thought he was working for Braden’s business?
Brock: He was but then he left after Braden was suffocating him with trying to get a masters in accounting
Sebass: Ahh.. that’s some bullshit, Pyle doesn’t need that, what the hell was Braden thinking? What a god damn idiot to lose such an accountant

Brock: Yeah I know.. fuck him, Pyle’s accounting skills are unmatched
by sneakydudedictionary October 21, 2020
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Gomer Pyle’d

When you are expected to do something you had absolutely no idea you were supposed to. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!
Well, I found out this morning via a company-wide email that I had to cover for Ronnie all week! Guess what? I just got Gomer Pyle’d again!
by MacGown November 5, 2021
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Gomer Pyle

While receiving head you nut in her mouth. Salute and yell "Surprise,surprise,surprise..." (MILITARY FATIGUES OPTIONAL)
I gave my wife a Gomer Pyle lastnight, she was mad.
by Jefferson D. July 1, 2009
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