face pussy 

The face of a man or a man's friend that has been so traumatized that one cannot distinguish between it and a bleeding pussy.

Joseph fell very hard on on his face and now he has a face pussy.

face pussy by sureshsharmz July 27, 2011

face pussy 

Like a chingina, which is a goatee that resembles female pubic hair, but even more reminiscent of a vagina. Often includes long, unkempt curly pubes.

Kevin: Look, Luke's got a chingina!
Mike: Shit, that's more of a face pussy.

face pussy by Mike-1983 August 13, 2008

face pussy 

A man's beard which is grown to extreme lengths and is unkempt in nature. Due to lack of proper beard maintenance, it develops an odor similar to a womans unwashed vaginal area.

You need to shave your face pussy, it's making the whole church smell!

face pussy by Poopship Destroyer July 16, 2009

face pussy 

N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy

1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!

face pussy by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

pussy has no face 

a lame excuse to hook up with a busted looking chick, usually used by desperate foos looking to get laid.

Joe: Hey you been fucking Denise lately huh? That bitch is gross!
Casper: Dick, you know pussy has no face

pussy has no face by erickk January 7, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

pussy ain't got no face 

A saying held near and dear to those who will fuck anything that walks. Basically means that it's always worth it to beat it up, because no matter how the rest of her looks it's still gonna feel good.

Judd: "Man what in god's name are you doing to that sheep?"
Cletus: "Uh...I was just trying to push it through the fence."
Judd: "I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet."
Cletus: "Hey man, you know the name of the game. Pussy ain't got no face."
Judd: "Yeah I guess you're right. I got next."

pussy ain't got no face by Nick D August 18, 2004