Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

purple helmet warrior

the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.

woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...

by kkkkkara June 26, 2006

purple helmet monster

the end of a penis also called bell-end

stu showed andy his bell-end

by SIMCOE November 25, 2004

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

Purple Helmet Heaven

A woman's vagina. Heaven for a penis.

After dinner and a movie, i took her home and visited Purple Helmet Heaven.

by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008