Purell Sure

99.9% sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.

by caterpillarcock March 18, 2011

purralysis

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013

pureflix

A brand that makes shit Christian movies that make Christians want to burn

Bob: Lets watch a Pureflix Movie
Phill: shut the fuck up cunt

by 2Dank15meh October 29, 2017

Purell Junkie

One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.

Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.

by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009

Purelistic

Purelistic something that is pure and realistic

Now mate that is so well purelistic where did you buy it from

by Almost funny October 30, 2012

Prealous

When one woman consciously or subconsciously becomes jealous of another woman's pregnancy.

"She probably won't have to attend the training tomorrow because of another "Doctor's appointment" for her pregnancy. "I'm so prealous of her."

by Electric Wheelchair November 16, 2012

Preality

Preality means before actual reality

Some of my dreams are preality because I wished to date Jacob and he asked me out today

by Nawab April 2, 2018