Functional nerd

A person that is a nerd but unlike most nerds does not lack the necessary social skills to interact with non-nerdy people in a nature way.

Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.

Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.

by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009

functional drunk

A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.

Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.

by Stonerhighbye November 28, 2013

functional alcoholic

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

by d May 13, 2005

pnotional

1. A filipino person who is very emotional or scene.

2. A club on Myspace

1.
Look at Jon, he's so pnotional.
JK jon!! lolz we love you

2.
Ryan: Hey did you join the Pnotional Freaks?

Brendon: Nope, but I wanna!

Ryan: Just go to this link.

Brendon: Thanks!

by 246247 March 26, 2008

Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020